Who Said It: Yogi Berra or Matthew McConaughey?

Question: “Water’s never clumsy.”

Answer: Matthew McConaughey said, “Water’s never clumsy.”

Question: “I talk to myself all the time. Just make sure you answer.”

Answer: “I talk to myself all the time. Just make sure you answer” is widely attributed to Matthew McConaughey.

Question: “If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.”

Answer: Yogi Berra is often credited with saying, “If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.”

Question: “There’s a difference in thinking you are a champion and knowing that you are.”

Answer: Matthew McConaughey is credited with saying, “There’s a difference in thinking you are a champion and knowing that you are.”

Question: “Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.”

Answer: Matthew McConaughey said, “Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.”

Question: “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

Answer: “When you come to a fork in the road, take it” is almost universally attributed to Yogi Berra nowadays, though Berra both claimed it as his own and suggested that it wasn’t his; the expression has also been found in U.S. newspapers as far back as 1913.

Question: “Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

Answer: Yogi Berra is often credited with saying, “Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours,” though he denied it, and its likely origin in the 19th century is complicated.

Question: “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”

Answer: Yogi Berra is often credited with saying, “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”

Question: “You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.”

Answer: Yogi Berra is often credited with saying, “You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.”

Question: “It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.”

Answer: Yogi Berra is often credited with saying, “It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.”

Question: “I’m not arrogant enough to look back on my career and criticize my choices. It’s really not my place.”

Answer: Matthew McConaughey said, “I’m not arrogant enough to look back on my career and criticize my choices. It’s really not my place.”

Question: “Sometimes you gotta go back to actually move forward.”

Answer: Matthew McConaughey said (and most likely improvised) in a car ad, “Sometimes you gotta go back to actually move forward.”

Question: “My rule is to break one sweat a day.”

Answer: Matthew McConaughey said, “My rule is to break one sweat a day.”

Question: “It''s like déjà vu all over again.”

Answer: Yogi Berra is often credited with saying, “It’s like déjà vu all over again.” However, the evidence is contradictory, as Berra both denied that he said it and confirmed that he did. According to Quote Investigator, the earliest known expression of that quote (as of 2013, at least) appeared in the Chicago Tribune in 1966.

Question: “No one goes there nowadays, it''s too crowded.”

Answer: Yogi Berra said, “No one goes there nowadays, it''s too crowded.” This is a legitimate Yogiism, as he confirmed on multiple occasions that he said this. However, the joke has a history going back to the 1880s.

Question: “You can observe a lot by just watching.”

Answer: Yogi Berra is often credited with saying, “You can observe a lot by just watching.”

Question: “The future ain’t what it used to be.”

Answer: Yogi Berra reminisced that “the future ain’t what it used to be.” Berra confirmed that he said this, and the quote has become a Yogiism. However, this saying first appeared in 1937 in an article by Laura Riding and Robert Graves.

Question: “Taking care of yourself takes care of more than just yourself.”

Answer: Matthew McConaughey said (and most likely improvised) in a car ad, “Taking care of yourself takes care of more than just yourself.”

Question: “The best advice comes from people who don’t give advice.”

Answer: Matthew McConaughey advises us that “the best advice comes from people who don’t give advice.”